Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 10, 2012

well, there ya go…

That’s when we get to practice first aid.

I was getting worried about those green shorts. At least now she’s back in her classic Goth outfit.

Something tells me that this is a summer camp you can do without , Agnes.

Yeah, but can’t you build a crystal radio and sneak out with the long antenna to trip drunk counselors in the dark? tip over the canoes with the same ? short-sheet the concupiscent adults? and guys were always stealing my bugle…honest! to blow the camp out of bed at odd hours…gosh, how I hated that…memories of youth well spent harassing the Establishment. Early political training…

I’m guessing that if Arts & Crafts features making a sofa out of beer cans, then the counselors won’t be working too hard to stifle Agnes’s creativity. Besides, how many kids camps involve beer and power tools? Ya gotta jump at that opportunity!

Sounds like more fun than the camps I went to.

Better trick than the one I was told about the guy who nailed his knee shut, right through both the tibia and the femur. With a roofing gun. Using friction-set glued nails.

and here we were wondering what to do with all those empties…