As Nicholsen once said,[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn’t on the menu] Bobby: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
@Popeyesforearm & Dogsniff:You guys stopped just when it got good.Waitress: You see that sign? (pointing to a sign saying we have the right to refuse service)Bobby: You see this sign? (at which time he clears the table by swiping his arm across it.
Bread pudding (if they are good grains) . I made a turkey stuffing back in the day that everyone loved- made it, and also cooked ribs which were popular-neither appeal to my taste!.I roast whole turkey breast every time I run out (around 6 wks) but only stuff with any fresh herbs I have in garden and leftover carrot, onion etc – all thrown out when I carve it up- very yummy for meals year round.
Popeye- who goes to a restaurant for plain toast? I don’t even go for breakfast unless I really know they will get it right (my IT being an egg over easy with firm white and runny yolk and crisp bacon with not a single soft spot, but not scorched!I prefer my own cooking at home-this assumes “on the road” in which case, I always choose a room with frig and take along my own breakfast bars and some citrus for first thing and yogurt w fruit with the bar. I eat WELL!
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Good one!
leakysqueaky712 almost 12 years ago
lmfao!!
leakysqueaky712 almost 12 years ago
And don’t forget the push up bra!!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She’s going to wing them at his head.
bluskies almost 12 years ago
♫ Instant karma’s gonna get you..♫
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She could try throwing HIS out the door.
V-Beast almost 12 years ago
Nut in honey.
featherweight almost 12 years ago
Brilliant :)
tuna1 almost 12 years ago
Wonder if he heard the gunshot?
ladamson1918 almost 12 years ago
Next day’s news headline:Man Chokes to Death on Bag of Buns
finale almost 12 years ago
Always be aware of your surroundings when responding to anything that sounds like a trick question.
NE1956 almost 12 years ago
A carefully timed duck just about . . . now would be good Mr Smart Mouth. :-D
LingeeWhiz almost 12 years ago
This is for the birds.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
how ‘bout stuffin’….fer a turkey….don’t ferget ta remove his giblets…..
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Buns of steel.
blackman2732 almost 12 years ago
“….and he was never heard from again.”
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Never mind the buns, it’s the baps that need attention.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
As Nicholsen once said,[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn’t on the menu] Bobby: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
iced tea almost 12 years ago
Toast his buns till they’re good and warm!
;)
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And THAT, Your Honor, is when I shot him!
V-Beast almost 12 years ago
@Popeyesforearm & Dogsniff:You guys stopped just when it got good.Waitress: You see that sign? (pointing to a sign saying we have the right to refuse service)Bobby: You see this sign? (at which time he clears the table by swiping his arm across it.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Bread pudding (if they are good grains) . I made a turkey stuffing back in the day that everyone loved- made it, and also cooked ribs which were popular-neither appeal to my taste!.I roast whole turkey breast every time I run out (around 6 wks) but only stuff with any fresh herbs I have in garden and leftover carrot, onion etc – all thrown out when I carve it up- very yummy for meals year round.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Popeye- who goes to a restaurant for plain toast? I don’t even go for breakfast unless I really know they will get it right (my IT being an egg over easy with firm white and runny yolk and crisp bacon with not a single soft spot, but not scorched!I prefer my own cooking at home-this assumes “on the road” in which case, I always choose a room with frig and take along my own breakfast bars and some citrus for first thing and yogurt w fruit with the bar. I eat WELL!