Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 30, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Mighty small frame there, Mildred…

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 12 years ago

    Almost.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Welcome back, Bev!I thought you’d be gone longer, so I wasn’t prepared. I’m about to take my long morning nap as well… but come by later for coffee and I’ll make us some strawberry shortcake!

    X… I really think it’s his latest issue of “Flashy,” through which he lives vicariously.

    While he;s mentally sizing up his chances with Katie, now that she’s finally come to her senses and left Tom….and of course wondering how he’d be as a father to a 5-year-old…Mildred is sizing up … his … um…. his chances with HER…which are on the small side…..which makes his actual chances with Katie just about nil.

    But we knew that.

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    At least she needs two hands to demonstrate how big something is.

    A Thai woman I know once pointed to her husband (in mixed company) and held her hand with thumb and forefinger half an inch apart. He noticed and quipped, “Only with you”.

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    Looks like Mildred is trying to frame Gene for something.Welcome back Bev.

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    Just your scintillating self. My liquor locker is pretty well filled and ( for a certain monkey’s edification ) under guard and lock and key. Give yourself a break from all that unpacking and come over when you can.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Bev! Perfect timing! Sure, come on over…

    You probably smell the strawberries I’m just cutting up… got so many I’ll never be able to eat them all myself….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Monkey…. sorry I got back to Ballard St. too late last night…you didn’t hear me knocking.

    But I think the Linguist was implying more than that you drink…

    Linguist… I would trust my friend the Monkey with anything I … well…I would trust him…. with …um… I trust him much farther than I could throw him!

    No,no, Monkey, I would NEVER throw you.Just a figure of speech.You know that I’d never hurt you!You’re a special pal.

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

    OK…here’s the big question : is that Marcia with Gene?? Same dress and hair/wig as 2 days ago.

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

    “OK…here’s the big question : is that Marcia with Gene?? Same dress and hair/wig as 2 days ago.”+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Check it out everybody!!! Thursday, it’s Marcia! Today, everyone is calling her Mildred! Who is who? I ask you all…WHO IS WHO?

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

    I know!! Twins with wigs and purple dresses and yellow belts. Is that it? Twins ( am I having a meltdown? )

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Stel…. um…. I already posted my opinion that it’s not a wig, but a cheap dye job from the mall…and Ballard St.denizens seem to change life stories every day…OR…. I called her “Mildred” cos a) Marg did, and b) She looks like a Mildred, which probably inspired “a).”But maybe she’s actually Marcia.Don’t be surprised, though, if there seems to be an identical Marcia with a husband other than Gene.Or a Florence who looks just like Marcia and Mildred…. maybe even with a husband named Gene.A lot goes on beneath the seemingly unruffled surface of Ballard St.I think Jerry never dreamed we’d pay so much attention to the secret lives of his characters…. er… I mean…. of the people who live on Ballard St.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Bev — I have got to get my speakers hooked up!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    OK Monkey…. that sounds like fun….

    Hey:“Woke up this mornin’Tried ta find mah shooze…"

    um…

    "I musta had too many daiquiris…just tryin’ to forget your news…and now I got me a case of… yeah, . I got me a case of…

    them altogether low-down…low down _Monkey bluuues…. _

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hey here’s the start of a Banana Daiquiri Song: (more calypso-ish than blues, though…. and just a 1st draft…)

    Whoever thought up the daiquiri,He’s really gonna have to answer to me…Just one banana and a little rum….a lotta ice and a taste of lime… Triple sec, if you got you some….Even a cherry if you have the time… ♪ ♪ ♫…

    (chorus) Oooh-eee, bananas and rum…The second one makes you act so dumb…. Drink ’em up, till the morning come…♪ ♫ ♪… Got a head like the pounding sea…Whoever said this would be good for me?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Bev — thanks for trying, with the speakers.I could almost hear it…. I’m sure that’s what it was…

    Is tonight the Linguist’s party??!! I’m on my way over to the Monkey’s house… dunno whether he wants to go….

    but I accepted his invitation first, so we’ll see.

    As for the “songs,” glad you like ‘em, but they’re unfinished… just doodling around..

    in fact the first bit is just a few words I improvised to go with what Monkey started,and he probably has his own words in mind….

    The second was just a quick lyric for him to mess with….I write words…. lotsa words…but not music…. and I can’t sing.Well…. I do.. sing, but not if anyone can hear me. LOL

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Bev (again) Derrick posted it here himself.Looking forward to the shower…. preferably not this Monday or the next one…. and Wednesday is the 4th of July a big event on Ballard St….we’ll have to be running TWO booths to raise money for both the MonkeyBlues for Sheriff campaign and the Find Essex60 Mission.

    Maybe next Friday?Is that too far off?Tomorrow (Sunday) is probably too soon for you, and Tuesday we’ll be planning Wednesday….Thursday we’ll be pooped….

    But a baby shower would be a welcome break!

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

    It really is a great party house! Thanks for the invite!

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

    “Warning…… No lifeguard on duty…….Swim through comments at your own risk. Absorbing too much at one sitting may cause brain to explode.”+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++At the very least, this should be posted on the week-end!!!!!

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

    REMINDER: CAR WASH TODAY AT WWOI PARKING LOT. ALL PROCEEDS GO TO ELECT MONKEYBLUES FOR BALLARD COUNTY SHERIFF

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

    (above comment should read: "SCHAABS dining room ")

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 12 years ago

    Mah plezhur…!!! It was a lather rather LARGE time wasn’t it…!!!

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    StelBel  almost 12 years ago

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 12 years ago

    No worries Ms Stel…!!! Ah nose that ain’t me… Ah ain’t gotta red robe….!!!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Mornin’ all….. ooooo….what a night….

    Hey Monkey…. did you ever get a look at those lyric bits I wrote for you up there?

    Wasn’t much time before we left for the party, and here I am just waking up at midday in the salon with a few hours missing i my memory….I think…and I don’t even drink much!

    Umm…Linguist, just what was IN those glowing cocktails?

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 12 years ago

    Ah Suzi…. Thems wuz sum reel gud leeriks yew rote..!!! We defnitley gots sum poteshul uv makin’ sum bootyful muzak t’gether…!!! An yer voise iz at ov a ANGEL…!!!! Ah caint wait fer are nex git tagether…!!!!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    X! I was going to ask when I got back here whether anyone had seen you….I know it’s hard to get here on a Sunday with he street closed and all. ..Very nice invitation..

    I was just about to post to Bev (if she’s still up, cos it seems like Stel went to bed) that if we want the guys to come, we shouldn’t make the whole affair too pinky-poo frou-frou and all…I’m NOT saying we have to give in to totally “guy” type decor…. I know you men have your own ideas of what to do at a baby party…

    but we should at least attempt a bit of a unisex look, even though it has to have SOME pink for a baby girl!

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    Tigressy  almost 2 years ago

    A fun movie!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

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