Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 21, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: Petey, what's this shoebox diorama? Petey: The coming Martian invasion. Alice: Are the pieces of pasta Martians? Petey: Yes. It's one of my more controversial dioramas, I hesitate to show it publicly. Also, the hidden empire of the Molemen, the Sasquatch peril and the Lurking Threat to America's Children Posed by Mixed Vegetables. These dioramas shall never see the light of day. Alice: Dill, don't eat the Martian! Dill: Ptoo...
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Finally, a good use for pasta.
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
Mixed vegetables?
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
Apparently stale green pasta Martians are kinda tasty.
LHPuttgrass almost 12 years ago
We ignore the Sasquatch Peril at our, um, peril.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Petey! Take HEART! Screw up your COURAGE! The American Public needs to be educated about The Lurking Threat to its Children Posed by Mixed Vegetables! If you don’t STEP UP now, how will you ever be able to live with your conscience in a future of mixed-vegetable-wracked ex-children?!
merbates almost 12 years ago
So. Petey has a dark side …
neatslob Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Petey doesn’t like his foods to touch, and mixed vegetables inherently touch. Also there might be lima beans, and according to Petey “Succotash was invented by Native Americans to disguise lima beans as food.”
By the way, Calvin is eating his favorite cereal this morning and there’s no mention of marshmallows.
TheSpanishInquisition almost 12 years ago
Clearly Petey hasn’t heard about flouridation. The most detestable commie plot ever to threaten our precious bodily fluids…
DCStark almost 12 years ago
Fluoridation — one of the best ways to help strengthen tooth enamel and prevent dental caries. Less need for it now tht most toothpaste formulations include fluoride, but still usefull in many areas of the US.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yeah, Dill. Don’t eat the Martian.
finale almost 12 years ago
Where’s the black helicopters?
mrcharmander934 almost 12 years ago
I’m surprised no one has said that he won’t be showing the political debates. (Please let’s not talk about it though.)
Ermine Notyours almost 12 years ago
Pasta Martians? Are Pastafarians not far behind?
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I can’t believe Dil did that.
52james almost 12 years ago
Dill got touched by His Noodly Appendage. Ptoo! A controversial invasion, for sure. . . Pirates, strippers, and the beer volcano are on their way.
DrBonehead almost 12 years ago
Come-on Night-Gaunt! Do ou know how much fluoride is in that glass of wine you are having right now? Answer: 4 ppm water is 0.25-1.0 ppm. By your thinking your eyes should be mottled and brittle.