Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 06, 2012

SNERK!!!

Those(and many others) are all fine. Superman, was & is, still first.

The dude on the left is 100% correct. Iron Man > Batman, Sub Mariner > Aquaman. And, all though Superman was first, he’s still a lame character.

… except that Basic Instructions is better!

If I were young enough, I’d definitely want to join The Few, The Proud, The Batmen (er, BatWomen)!

Howard the Duck is better than Aquaman.

Yes, but The Batmen would still need The Sub-Mariner/Aquamen to take them to their fights…Remember Marine stands for My A$$ Rides In Navy Equipment

Namor the Sub-Mariner is stronger than Aquaman and, I believe, can fly. (Why someone who lives at the bottom of the sea would have that power, I don’t know.) Iron Man may have better equipment than Batman, but he’s arguably less of a hero, because mainly he cleans up after himself.

Wouldn’t the Sub-Mariners be a subset of the Navy?

“Superman sucks! Who cares about a guy with such almighty powers?” “Aquaman sucks! Who cares about a guy with such lame powers?” All comic heroes either suck or are awesome based on the current writers/artists; they’re all about equally silly when you really look at them. Any character can be made unbelievably lame or interesting despite their powers. That said, long live the Legion.

Bah. Hulk is best of them all. The madder I get, the stronger I get. I beat up guys like Superman for breakfast. End of story.

OOOO Yeah!!!??? Well the boogerman checks in his closet for Chuck Norris at night, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood. hahaha

I was in the Air Farce…my favorite cartoon superhero is Super Chicken (“You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred”)