The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 25, 2012

He just loves the fact that she washed her top…

I come back, and Leaky leaves, very strange…

Susan how are the bleach sales going?

For God’s sake, Joy, put your arm down! Gasp, cough, wheeze. Besides, no one really wants to see the new braids you have there.Does anyone remember Lifebouy soap?

Was that the incoming or outgoing ‘tide’?

“TAT” – ha ha!

Was it too cold out Tide?

Irish Spring is recommended as a deer deterrent for use around .plants

TIT for TAT

He likes the Tide smell because that means you don’t have to buy cologne. I’m sure that the Dollar Dump has castoff, non-selling brands in the 2 liter size. “Mystery of Night” would be a good choice:

“What’s that smell?”…..“What’s your guess?”

That top gets washed twice a year, whether it needs it or not. And you can bet she’s only there for the free test spray. She stocks up on her regular supplies by tearing the samples out of the magazines at the gynocologist’s office. But that supply is now in danger. Her gyno was found curled up in the fetal position after her last visit. He’ll be away “on vacation” for a while.

Joy’s English teacher must be so proud!

Just place a sheet of Snuggle under each armpit. I hear that works.

I remember Lifebouy. Had an uncle that used it to brush his teeth…………..

Does Tide cover up the “low tide” smell coming from those pits?

Hm-mmm, where is Susan? I hope she’s not out looking for the Hungarian brigade again.

I never liked the strong smelling soaps likewise with many detergents now. I only buy Tide “free and gentle” because drying on the line gives a great fresh air fragrance that should not be spoiled. I agree she needs to wash (not just rinse out) her clothes and it does not hurt to bathe.