Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 27, 2012

Give him a cell phone and he can be a test moron

That’s not a very high-power test idiot.A more expensive model would lock the keys inside a convertible.

Hopefully he left it running with the toddlers and dog inside.

would not that make him smart as now he does not have to be in it and crash

I resent that! Men can be as scatterbrained as women. But they both can figure themselves out of predictaments.

;)

@iced tea" But they both can figure themselves out of predictaments."No, they cant, especially at 3AM on a blustery, snowy night.Usually has something to do with the truck, a shovel and a chain.