Judge: The good news is, I'm grating your request for house arrest. The bad news is your wife's to-do list
There’s always a catch…
Lock me up and throw away the key. File a change of address and do not tell the wife where they put me.
That’s some hard labor there!
The only problem with that is like what happened during the ST episode – I, Mudd.
They lock you in with her…
It’s a list of convenience stores.
Cruel and unusual!
Sentenced to a life of parole with hard labor. No chance of a reprieve.
House ARREST are the key words. BUT the key word is ARREST.
as andy capp would say in comic today..throw away the key
That can’t be my wife’s list. Hers is on a chalkboard right above my golf clubs. With a reminder that my putter is being held hostage. (I’ve learned to putt pretty well with a five iron.)
No thanks judge I would rather do hard time!
July 17, 2015
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
There’s always a catch…
Agent54 about 12 years ago
Lock me up and throw away the key. File a change of address and do not tell the wife where they put me.
Bittermelon of Truth about 12 years ago
That’s some hard labor there!
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
The only problem with that is like what happened during the ST episode – I, Mudd.
They lock you in with her…
J Short about 12 years ago
It’s a list of convenience stores.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 12 years ago
Cruel and unusual!
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 12 years ago
Sentenced to a life of parole with hard labor. No chance of a reprieve.
jtviper7 about 12 years ago
House ARREST are the key words. BUT the key word is ARREST.
REDROCKER51 about 12 years ago
as andy capp would say in comic today..throw away the key
DrBonehead about 12 years ago
That can’t be my wife’s list. Hers is on a chalkboard right above my golf clubs. With a reminder that my putter is being held hostage. (I’ve learned to putt pretty well with a five iron.)
witchywoman30 about 12 years ago
No thanks judge I would rather do hard time!