Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 15, 2012

Sounds like the methodology in my office…

All thats needed now is a state of the cow!

Cosmo can use one to get the DeSoto going

because of all the bullsh**

Try my state of the art magic wand [zzzzk!] Just be careful not to zap at someone’s booty….LIKE MINE!! YEEEEEOOOOWWW!

Yeah but he used it on the computer rather than the bird!

I think the wizard just fried Cosmo’s PC. Now he really has an excuse for not getting his work done.

if he sticks it where the sun never shines he might get some work done

So many “hot shots” deserve a hot shot applied to their vanity.

^Postal worker, meter reader? I"ve been around dogs for over 60 years, and only been bitten when I tried to “rescue” my own after he’d been stomped by a deer. I wasn’t “reading” the situation. People who are AFRAID of dogs, are the vast majority of adults that get bitten. It doesn’t look like you’re comfortable with them, or vice-versa.

maykitten: use it on their owners? What, me leash my dog??

Given your name, I think Midnight Louie would caution you to skip the gun occasionally and use the weaponry Bastet gave you. The prudent feline keeps his or her shivs well-sharpened and maintains a training schedule in their use.