FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 14, 2012

Hate roger

he SO doesn’t get it!

I’m surprised she doesn’t already. “Caribbeany” should’ve got him “beaned” before the trip even started.

Cheap skate!

If Andy wants nice vacations, maybe she should consider getting a job instead of sitting around all day finding horrible recipes to torture her family with.

PhoebeDog. She’s a newspaper journalist. She can work from home.

My friend’s (now ex-) husband asked her why they needed to go to Europe when Epcot is right in Florida.

Andy, it is payback time. You made your family miserable with your frugality, dialing back the heat in winter, forcing them to eat terrible food. You should be pleased that Roger is saving money on your vacation.

What is the word beyond idiot, moron, imbecile, intellectually challenged, or totally clueless? Oh yeah, Roger.

just like a woman, never happy when someone trys to do something nice for her

Andy just throw a pillow at his head already.

One does wonder if Roger really is as stupid as he acts or if this is indeed revenge for Andy’s long list of equally horrible things.

I guess next time Andy will plan the trip instead of just talking about it.

ANDY? HER NAME IS ANDY?

I’d personally rather go to the real Caribbean than a tourist trap knockoff of it. Roger’s never going to hear the end of this, much like that waterlogged golfing misadventure he took Peter on.