The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2012

Good ones.

Kyllratsynfles, protector of exterminators

Cheiswiz, god of ersatz cheese.

Ridicules, half brother of Hercules.

Mr. Hilburn may have gone astray with this -ES business. Zeus, Poseidon, Hera, Demeter, Apollo, Artemis, Athena, Ares, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hephaestus and Dionysius. Only two ES-es in the bunch.And for comments like this, we can thank the Greek god Pedantos.

Caloracles, goddess of snack food.

Eyerollious — god/dess of pun

Um… I don’t get Hartdesis and Fullosles.

Testicles – God of ???

Testicles – God of the SATes

Halitosis – God of bad breath.

Johncleese – God of something completely different

Heylookades is worshiped more but Hartdeses has a bigger temple.Goleges, God of gocomics.

I’m betting Heylookades has a LOT of worshipers.

We love the god Tenticles (pronounced Ten Tickles) in our house!

Whatatease – sister of Heylookades – look but don’t touch . . . ☻

Wedgis – God of Bullies

Testicles was actually a Greek comedic philospher and one the first Greek stand up comedians. Where else would we have gotten the line..“…a funny happened on the way to the Forum.” He was in Rome at the time. Also, “A pagan, a goddess and a parrot walk into a bar….”

Chile God or Peter Griffin?

you guys are frikken funny as helocles today. I am cracking up. Where’s DogSniff? Flagged or Fragged? He missed a chance for a classic.

Great names, everybody! You sure have good imaginations, and I’ve been laughing my head off reading these! :-)

Lafowloudis: god of comedy.

:D

Idiotus: God / demonic advisor of politicians.

You forgot the patron deity of tailors, Eumenides.