Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 16, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Uh-oh. That clipboard usually means you're looking for money... Bucky: Satchel, money will be looking for me when it gets out that I've created an entirely new genre of entertainment. Satchel: Mm-hm. Bucky: People are tense. The economy is bad. Global warming is making people's butts stick to their cars. For the first time ever, entertainment is too edgy. People want less intense movies. "Scarface"? Decent flick, but stressful. "Scratchface"? Less conflict relaxing. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 12 years ago
Lord of the fleas.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Tickling on the Orient Express….
wiselad about 12 years ago
planting of the Grapes
revisages about 12 years ago
scratchbutt. less stress.
Superfrog about 12 years ago
Texas feather duster massacre…..
phuhknees about 12 years ago
The Texas Chain Store’s Masquerade?
DrBonehead about 12 years ago
Bucky=too edgy. Satch=too mellow. Rob=too stupid. Eggplant=just about right.
zero about 12 years ago
Ted Nugent is on the phone - er, in the yard?!. . ..
inshadowz about 12 years ago
“Silence of the Lamps”?
_roma_ about 12 years ago
“paw fiction”
fhhuber about 12 years ago
Hairy Pothead
Ajax46 about 12 years ago
“Star Dispute”s
doublepaw about 12 years ago
Frankencup
JeremyASV about 12 years ago
Grapes of misunderstanding
smoore47 about 12 years ago
Catablanca.
GypsyWoman about 12 years ago
These comments are great!
GypsyWoman about 12 years ago
“The Slightly Glazed” (The Shining)“American Slightly Off Balance” (American Psycho)“I need a sweater Island” (Shutter Island)“Not so great 8” (Super 8)
grayleaf about 12 years ago
MM-HM. MM-HM.
rshive about 12 years ago
Think I like the “Texas Feather Duster Massacre” best. Not too stressful at all.
Jkiss about 12 years ago
The hills have thighs.Friday the 12 th.Night scenes on Elm Street.Salems CotRosemary’s Kitty
harvey812abc about 12 years ago
Not this crap again – I suppose we can forward to 2 weeks of not so funny alternate movie titles. I hate it when writers phone it in like this – just re-run some old stuff if you need a break.
rabidhunter about 12 years ago
The Missed Breakfast Games?
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
I’m enhjoying everyone’s suggestions. As for me it is such a lovely day that I went outside and wet my plants.
Potrzebie about 12 years ago
The outhouse in the woods?
xandos314 about 12 years ago
Forget SAW too gory…but SEW? Tailor made…… :^p
ttoommyy about 12 years ago
Edward Blunt Tip Scissorhands.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Xandos – would that make it the Texas Chain-stitch …um….Pillow fight?
husla3x about 12 years ago
Armageddon 2
husla3x about 12 years ago
Debate of the roses
husla3x about 12 years ago
Dial “M” for Mother
Pygar about 12 years ago
“Star Misunderstandings”Hitchcock’s “A Wee Bit Off”
chris_weaver about 12 years ago
Heckraiser?
cat independance over 3 years ago
scratch face sounds like more conflict
phoenixnyc about 3 years ago
“To my friend little, ‘hello’, say.”—The remake of Scarface, starring Yoda.