F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 21, 2012

gran-fu

she does martial arts and crafts down at the community center

at least as we can see here, they’re not really called “numb chucks”

I guess she must have stuck to the nunchuck rotation schedule.

There was an old lady, a judges wife I think, from around Cleveland that beat up some young robber with a frying pan after he dumped her purse out. Lesson don’t F with old people they have nothing to lose.

They are only good for 100 cracked skulls.

I told you not to send in that registration card.

How much nun would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nun?

Here I thought Nun-chucks was a game to see how far you could throw a Nun

she gets all the numluck

Nice.

♫ All the grannies were kung fu fighting. ♫

A few of the nuns who taught me in school could chuck those things pretty darn hard…