The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for May 01, 2012

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    Yochanan204  about 12 years ago

    Mary had a little lambWith green peas on the side,And when her escort saw the check,The poor boob nearly died.

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    Yochanan204  about 12 years ago

    When Mary had a little lamb,The doctor was surprised,But when Old MacDonald had a farm,The doctor nearly died.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 12 years ago

    Don’t make me sick the Diceman on you guys!

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    Sisyphos  about 12 years ago

    But I like science fiction based on nursery rhymes!

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    REDROCKER51  about 12 years ago

    his fleas were white as snow…and every time Mary went to the bathroom,the lamb also had to go……

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb,a little beef, a little ham,a great big soda topped with fizz,now how sick our Mary is.

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    jjkalt23  about 12 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb,A lobster, and some prunes.A glass of milk , a piece of pie, And then some macaroons.

    It made the foolish waiters grinTo see her order so.And when they carried Mary outHer face was white as snow.

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