Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 04, 2012

Shows what you can do if you set your mind to it.

Not one to take a fad sitting down. He’s pole standing.

Lyle takes Dogsniff’s advice, and lets go. He wobbles, he teeters, he pirouettes. “By gum, this exercise device really works!”, he thinks.

Lyle’s wooden inter-dimensional equiangular quadrilateral conveyance was unequivocally the unequaled envy of Ballard Street.The pleasantly paneled unparalleled parallelogram of parallelistic all-possible multi-universal probabilities, if you will.Or if you won’t: a star square star-gate.And then; he added the strap.

Yes, we will soon be marketing the Rectangular Elevated Standing Place with External Climbing Thing (RESPECT© pat. pend.) thanks to Inspector MonkeyBlues quick thinking and brownie camera. We knew the Lyle was trying to achieve some RESPECT so I MB was Johnny Monkey on the spot when he tested his a prototype.So it’s just tuff nuggeis to Lyle and if he wants some RESPECT he can order it from MMM &HE.(Strap optional)

Lyle is having a jamb session!

Wanna a little toast with that jamb?

Essex!Tsk tsk.But then again…

He’s wondering why he didn’t build steps to get down….

Lyle has always been outstanding in his field.

Will someone please let Lyle know when it’s his stop?

its only 6:30 on the west coast, and its so deep a back hoe wouldn’t be able to move it all…i guess its time to plant a garden. now where to find a trellis…

I want one, too. No matter which way you face, you stand on the threshold of something. Something special, because knowing you’re on the threshold, you pay attention and see wonders.

Lov-itt, Lyle.I want one too, but instead of the solid pipe, I want one of those big springs like they mount things on in parks for kids to rock around on.

His wife must be so proud!

Exactly what I expected, thanks!

Glad to hear all the monkeys are safe, Inspector. We seem to have a lot of Texans on the boards and I’ve wondered if everybody’s OK.

Meanwhile….Essex….:)Nice to see a little drive driving… yeah driving…. now and then.

“And then; he added the strap.”This probably resulted from a miscommunication with Mildred, when she said something about that it would be more fun with a strap on."___________________Either way… Lyle was remiss in ensuring the added feature was approved by governing codes/standards, and if in the future an injury is incurred… it will be the wrath of Mildred or OSHA, neither less than the other… that will be felt.

Lyle . . . my kinda guy.

Lyle spent so many years – almost his entire career – as a straphanger that now he just can’t give it up.

That does explain a lot!

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Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Good thing Lyle has a grip on that strap. He falls forward and it’s bip and he’s gone.

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