Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 07, 2012
April 06, 2012
April 08, 2012
Transcript:
Pizza man; Hi, Mr. Newman. That'll be $18.78. Adam; $18.78? That's $2 more than usual. Pizza man; We've started charging for delivery. Adam; Charging for delivery?! That's ridiculous. Pizza man; Blame the high gas prices. Adam; Hmm. How 'bout I let you borrow my unicycle and you wane the delivery charge? Pizza man; What would that do to my hipster cred?
gary4160 about 12 years ago
gotta love the unicycle
backlashwaveextreme about 12 years ago
It’d add like 100 points to your hipster cred, that’s what.
Lizard Lass Premium Member about 12 years ago
I kinda thought the unicycle was a hipster vehicle of choice. What’s he driving now, a car? That’s not cool or even retro, but not uncool enough either. At least we can hope he’s delivering that pizza ironically.
flagfly about 12 years ago
He’d drop the pizzas.
tgrnts about 12 years ago
Another expecting something for free; I’ll bet the delivery person only gets a $1.22 tip, if that much.
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
Just pay him for the pizzas already, Adam.
shaggy92420 about 12 years ago
if youre delivering pizzas, you have no hipster cred
Allan CB Premium Member about 12 years ago
Did Greg Cravens (The Buckets / Hubris) write this one to day? Greg LOVES the unicycle!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
Every university in the US has a unicycle guy. When he graduates or drops out a new one takes over. Sort of like the pope.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 12 years ago
What’s worse is that the delivery fee does not cover the tip so you still have to tip.
Durak Premium Member about 12 years ago
Dude, you’re a pizza delivery boy, arguing with Adam Newman. Worrying about your cred got you in this mess.