Close to Home by John McPherson for March 20, 2012
March 19, 2012
March 21, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Look at it this way. If you take the inverse of the product overrun... With Chris Millis now retired, Robert was clearly the new alpha accountant.
There is not an over population problem on my planet where I live. On my planet you can fit 7 billion people on Vancouver island and they’d still have room to swing their arms. On my planet we have billions and billions fo square miles of uninhabited land. On my planet we have thousands of farms going out of business every year because there isn’t enough buyers for their produce.
So now imagine a world where farmland actually expands due to enough buyers and how plentiful food would be?
However on my planet we have politics in the way of business and a bunch of lazy people who want everything given to them. We do not have an over population problem, don’t believe me just fly in an airplane over the western states and count how many cities you actually see. You can fly for hours and hours and not see one, I happen to live in one of those specs that you’d probably miss.
da11a5 about 12 years ago
on our planet, Everybody is a nerd.
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
@Blee Boow: Nanu Nanu!
Ned Snipes about 12 years ago
Alas, they’re a dying breed
Nighthawks Premium Member about 12 years ago
so, there is a connection between having a flair for numbers and having a need for an orthodontist?
angelfiredragon about 12 years ago
There is not an over population problem on my planet where I live. On my planet you can fit 7 billion people on Vancouver island and they’d still have room to swing their arms. On my planet we have billions and billions fo square miles of uninhabited land. On my planet we have thousands of farms going out of business every year because there isn’t enough buyers for their produce.
So now imagine a world where farmland actually expands due to enough buyers and how plentiful food would be?
However on my planet we have politics in the way of business and a bunch of lazy people who want everything given to them. We do not have an over population problem, don’t believe me just fly in an airplane over the western states and count how many cities you actually see. You can fly for hours and hours and not see one, I happen to live in one of those specs that you’d probably miss.
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
The females may be good with figures, but not their own.
krbuza about 12 years ago
I suppose the “looseness” of the art is part of the humor? IMHO, take some art classes.
Dewed about 12 years ago
The angle of the dangle, is proportionate to the heat of the meat …
BozoMcgurk about 12 years ago
Alpha accountant..right.