Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 02, 2012

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    evancp8  about 12 years ago

    “No more rhymes now; I mean it!”“Anybody wanna peanut?”“AARRGGHH!”

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Don’t some monkeys have red rear ends?

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    Strod  about 12 years ago

    Thank you, Master! As a non-native English speaker I had never heard that one and was scratching my head.

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    cissycox  about 12 years ago

    Interesting, a similar expression appears in some Native American works.

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    axelant  about 12 years ago

    Where I come from (southern england) it’s more commonly “Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight, red sky in the morning, shepherd’s warning.”

    Or the version I use… “Red sky at night… The Barn’s alight.”

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    atajayhawk  about 12 years ago

    @evancp8Nice that someone can quote the classics! Thanks.

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    Cathy38c  about 12 years ago

    Why detention for asking a question??? My uncle told me as a kid, that I asked too many questions. So I don’t ask questions.

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    colcam  about 12 years ago

    I’ve heard him described as “a Mac kid in a Wintel school” by more than one person who thought that was a slam against him— and that when he learned to fit all would be right with the world.

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    Steve the Pocket  about 12 years ago

    “Red sky at noon, you’re in a cartoon.” – Caulfield, many years ago

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    deeceewye  about 12 years ago

    You bet your “aft” it’s “stern.”

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    McGehee  about 12 years ago

    An “enlightened” school system? You must mean one that isn’t run by the government.

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    Davepostmp  about 12 years ago

    No, because with budget concerns one of the first things to go is the gifted student programs…

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    hippogriff  about 12 years ago

    Davepostmp: Not all gifted students. The divergent/ independent thinker type always gets the short end; on the other hand, the kinesthetically gifted (athletes) get away with anything; other types at various stages in the middle.

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    pam Miner  about 12 years ago

    Seems like a good question.

    The way they walk is great. Some cartoons don’t do walking very good. but these guys really scream "walking along here!
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    Miserichord  about 12 years ago

    Wikipedia:

    Weather systems typically move from west to east, and red clouds result when the sun shines on their undersides at either sunrise or sunset.67 At these two times of day, the sun’s light is passing at a very low angle through a great thickness of atmosphere, the result of which is the scattering out of most of the shorter wavelengths — the greens, blues, and violets — of the visible spectrum, and so sunlight is heavy at the red end of the spectrum. If the morning skies are red, it is because clear skies to the east permit the sun to light the undersides of moisture-bearing clouds coming in from the west. Conversely, in order to see red clouds in the evening, sunlight must have a clear path from the west in order to illuminate moisture-bearing clouds moving off to the east. There are many variations on this piece of lore, but they all carry the same message.

    So – Red sky at night (sunset) suggests that tomorrow will be dry with steady winds

    Red sky at morning (sunrise) suggests you should expect rain, accompanied by gusting winds.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I guess that made sense to somebody…

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    cutiepie29  about 12 years ago

    Nah, nothing to do with a “red light” district, as delightful as some sailors might find that to be.

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    burleigh2  about 12 years ago

    You’d think she would learn by now that she needs to be more specific when she asks that question. :-s

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