Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 15, 2012

Pink slime?

Chef boy are dweeb

Shirt, I’m too sleepy to come up with anything off the cuff that ties to this.. um… strip.

I don’t want to boa you, so lets sleeve it for tomorrow

At least he didn’t coat his food.

SusanSunshine does it better when she’s asleep than any of us when we’re awake.

Did I just say a double entendre. I hope so.

And thats a wrap.

Scarfing them up and then scarfing them down….

It’s pastas bedtime.

Since it’s spaghetti, maybe he could tie it instead.

Barclay or Raleigh would be Kool names for the other kid. Especially if the family name were Brown or Williamson.

At least he didn’t wolf his food, thus avoiding certain carnage.

Velcro? How else to get that meatball to stick. And hey, dad: Lean over your plate and pull it closer; you’ve obviously dropped some food already.

Gosh… I should go to bed early more often…

Thanks, those as liked my silly comment – and kudos to all the good punsters and jokesters for the rest.

Larry — that may be their family. You’d have to examine their papers.