The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 08, 2012

I thought the stew was strained through a pair of man’s briefs.

Or it’s called brief stew because of how long you can keep it down … or in

After you eat it, you’ll be calling your lawyer from the hospital.

He must be at Black eyed Pea

Would you rather have stew with meat in it, or stew with named meat?

Yes, if the dishes wern’t washed correctly, it could go right through you.

Portion and size mean the same thing. That’s redundant!