Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 03, 2012

The Red Rascal will build his own centrifuge from a mayonnaise jar and a pottery wheel.

What? No deep water harbor for his submarine? No deal.

What about a landing strip, where’s he going to park his ride?

If he can afford everything else in the house,m he can afford a centrifuge.

Is this about Jeff or some other place?

And no underground nuclear missile silo? Why, you are a cheat, sir.

Jeeez. When I was in my old outfit…not the CIA, WE had centrifuges. Hand-cranked. We didn’t usually have electricity.

How can you sequence DNA (etc.) without the facilities for blood work?

I can imagine what Zonker would do in that lab…

Live simply, so that others may simple live.

Nigel, bring me another martini.

Ah, yes. In my personal version of reality I don’t need a lab but I shall have a microbrewery between the pool and the pot greenhouse.

Judging from the agent carrying on after yesterday’s revelations, this series is beginning to look like GT’s version of the play “Glengarry Glen Ross”.

Sounds like MJ’s pad, better line up a better private doc!!!

So is the former owner in prison or something? Oh, wait, at his level that stuff doesn’t happen any more. He’s moved to his own private island.

Dang. I was about to put a bid on it. But if there is no centrifuge, I guess I have to keep looking.

what is the matter with your system? can’t get back farther that 2002

When did Bruce Wayne’s stately manor go on the block?