Pat Oliphant for February 22, 2012

He’d taste like brown disgusting frothy stuff.

to Ans. your question: Is a dog an unclean animal?

1. Yes, if you’re a Muslim.

2. No, only certain 2 legged ones are.

3. Depends upon whether his living quarters have a "Doggie Parlor & Bath.

Ans. to character question.

1. Yes, a dog has a character, known as the dogs master.

2.

And what would Triumph the Insult Comic Dog say? Wouldn’t it have been interesting to have Triumph instead of Trump offer to moderate one of the debates? Or at least have the former interview the latter? The mind boggles…

Dogs have infinitely more character, dignity and morality than today’s crop of manufactured Rethuglicans.

Lately, I’ve noticed a lot of disrespect for many of our national leaders. I wonder why?

Don’t bite Santorum, you’ll get rabies.

Sounds like another veiled reference to Santorum’s “google problem.”

Actually the lifting the leg is to symbolize pissing on Santorum. Great editorial!

I believe Mr. Oliphant owes me a new keyboard & monitor. He just caused me to spray frothy brown stuff, Frappuccino™, all over them… Nasty.

Funniest ’toon evah!

Wow! Great set-up for the Santorum reference. Tying that intolerant, control freak to such a term was the best thing Dan Savage ever did.

Santorum would taste like Santorum of course. Ick.

Well, the fire plug IS brighter, and just as proper a “target”.

i don’ t get it. of course, i don’t watch Faux sNooz, or the gop comedy hour(s). i’ve given up, and am just waiting for this cr*p to be over, so we can get on with obama’s next 4.

See,I’m a regular person just like you. I’d be happy to have a Swiss bank account that would have landed Al Capone in the lock up. Uh, I guess he didn’t have Romney’s accountants.

Wrong verbage. It’s not is getting: it is has gotten, past tense.

Nice try.

Pat,Good one!

Uh huh….keep telling yourself that.