MythTickle by Justin Thompson for February 20, 2012

Death can get bored to death?

Goddesses can die? I mean outside of Wagnerian operas?

Its easier to replace the string than to have to take a stone to that old scythe.

the number of times i was bored senseless by a teacher… all i needed was a cowl to hide my face and i could have slept through double geography.I WANT A DO OVER!

On the other hand, think of all the missed sleep you can make up for.

Hey, Death! Pay attention to what Dziva is saying! Death? Hello, Grim Reaper?! Are you in there? Hello? Hello?

Where’d the alien go?

Amen.

The Grim Reaper Carries a Weed Whacker?It gives new meaning to the term, “getting whacked.”

Well, She bored him to death..Sunday afternoon television for a non-sports fan.

I’m sure Death has heard it all before, only to tell everyone that they’re wrong.

I compare it to our birth experience. Sure, in the womb, everything is nice and warm and all our needs are met—but having been born and discovered how much bigger and better the world is than the womb, who of us would go back?

Weedeater is a brilliant touch.

but on the other hand…yee haw spring training is finally here…and yes extra good luck to William and his team, oh and of course the rockies and the redsox

the weedeater effect gave me my laugh for the day =)..i love it

Is Dziva celebrating Mardi Gras?