Now Sandra only feels shame and disgust. Ryan’s slide into senility was accelerating on a daily basis, and she worried about their future. He was no longer any good at all as a cat burglar, what with his clumsiness and forgetting why he was hanging in midair outside someone’s 12th story window.
Sandra: "I going down to Jane’s Pointy Weapons and Bath Sundries Shoppe for more Soap On A Skewer. When I get back I expect everything to be ship-shape, ropes properly coiled and the block and tackle stowed. You hear me Mister. "
Dolores told her she needed to get out more, but every time Sandra set foot out of condo 16D, she found one more reason to invest in anything that offered “Free delivery”. Dumbstruck at the epitome of dumb dangling at the doorstep, Sandra ponders a time when wooing meant flowers, flowery prose at the front step, and flowery fragrances on Friday nights. It disheartened her that between the patent-pending Buddy Simmons, the Detroit exile Alan Jurgenson, and the insufferable Carl whatshisface, this was the most exciting week of her widowed life. And yet it was only Friday morning. The complete idiot of a sweetheart Ryan Woodfield knew he faced a formidable line of suitors. Last night’s binge with Essex60 filled him with liquid courage and renewed enthusiasm. However, unaccustomed to physical activity at 9:00am, his courage did nothing to improve his dexterity, much less his fool proof plans of sweeping Sandra off her feet… literally. As he swayed slowly in the brisk spring wind, trying to subtly subdue his struggles, Ryan spied Sandra shaking her head sadly. He groaned inwardly, “Where was Lefty2 when you needed him?”
years in therapy finally revealed that Ryan was born through cesarian section explaining his perchance for entering and leaving rooms in a creative fashion
margueritem over 12 years ago
Now Sandra only feels shame and disgust. Ryan’s slide into senility was accelerating on a daily basis, and she worried about their future. He was no longer any good at all as a cat burglar, what with his clumsiness and forgetting why he was hanging in midair outside someone’s 12th story window.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Sandra: "I going down to Jane’s Pointy Weapons and Bath Sundries Shoppe for more Soap On A Skewer. When I get back I expect everything to be ship-shape, ropes properly coiled and the block and tackle stowed. You hear me Mister. "
gijoe76 over 12 years ago
Dolores told her she needed to get out more, but every time Sandra set foot out of condo 16D, she found one more reason to invest in anything that offered “Free delivery”. Dumbstruck at the epitome of dumb dangling at the doorstep, Sandra ponders a time when wooing meant flowers, flowery prose at the front step, and flowery fragrances on Friday nights. It disheartened her that between the patent-pending Buddy Simmons, the Detroit exile Alan Jurgenson, and the insufferable Carl whatshisface, this was the most exciting week of her widowed life. And yet it was only Friday morning. The complete idiot of a sweetheart Ryan Woodfield knew he faced a formidable line of suitors. Last night’s binge with Essex60 filled him with liquid courage and renewed enthusiasm. However, unaccustomed to physical activity at 9:00am, his courage did nothing to improve his dexterity, much less his fool proof plans of sweeping Sandra off her feet… literally. As he swayed slowly in the brisk spring wind, trying to subtly subdue his struggles, Ryan spied Sandra shaking her head sadly. He groaned inwardly, “Where was Lefty2 when you needed him?”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
years in therapy finally revealed that Ryan was born through cesarian section explaining his perchance for entering and leaving rooms in a creative fashion
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
She was amused when she was living with her parents
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
{sigh} Another pulley club washout.
Tigressy over 2 years ago
PURPLIE!!!
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Yeah. But that was before she had the landscapers put in the plantings.
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