Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 03, 2012

I say, always turn up with a smile.

Brussels sprouts make me cry!

I think someone wrapped a bowling ball in cabbage leaves. Either that, or it was grown in soil with a high iron content.

A second vote for the acrid evil that are Brussels sprouts. Blech!

Switch to mushrooms!

Oh man, I’ve been cabbaged. I thought vegetables were my friends.

As corny as this sounds, I feel like such a has bean when you guys beet me to all the good puns. I’m even starting to get a little pead off. I think I’m going to the garden to eat worms.

@PictoCheck with Sluggo for worms.I like monkey heads, (Brussel Sprouts), steamed or stir fried.

My favorite veggies are Steak & Potatoes……….mmmm, mmmm

My favorite veggie joke: Don’t cook carrots and pee in same pot!

Okra and eggplant are even worse than Brussels Sprouts.

Lettuce us praise all the puns. Romaine the internet, most don’t reach the quality of these.

I’ll bet Harry doesn’t like leeks in the pot either!

Ladies and gentlemen, I did not bring you here to laugh tonight, I came to sell you something. The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of FlybyNight Industries has intrusted, who? Me. To sell you the handiest and dandiest kitchen tool you’ll ever see. AND DON’T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS??? You take the offending vegetable between two metal plates, and then it’s not a slicer. Not a dicer. Not a chopper in a hopper. What could it be?SLEDGE-O-MATIC

Tomatoes don’t count because they’re actually a fruit.Broccoli used to make me cry; it doesn’t anymore, because I just avoid it altogether.

I am 100% with the others regarding the horrid brussel sprout. On more than one occasion, after refusing to eat those things, my parents made me cry…

Onions can be funny. Just see this comic: http://www.gocomics.com/onion-and-pea

Cauliflower, asparagus & beets, oh my!