Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 03, 2012
Transcript:
Miss Plainwell: When doctors ask you to rate your pain, it's on a scale of 1 to 10. But they let you use fractions. Why not on a scale of 1 to 100? Would 55 come off more painful than 5 1/2? Frazz: Headache. Miss Plainwell: Something's wrong when you have to adjust the pain scale FOR the pain scale.
oranaiche about 12 years ago
May I suggest using this instead?
tigre1 about 12 years ago
Ouch. Just thinking about it gives me a headache too. But here I am, up reading the funnies because dear bod hurteth and tingleth and I’m not sleeping.
EMT about 12 years ago
I like this pain scale http://youtu.be/5rWs_tncktU
V-Beast about 12 years ago
I feel the pain every time I step on a scale.
jockmama13 about 12 years ago
That “on a scale of one-to-ten” business is one of the most moronic things the medical profession has ever come up with. One person’s “ten” might be a migraine headache, while the next person’s “ten” might be kidney stone. So do you treat both their “fives” the same…??? Stupid!
monawarner about 12 years ago
Good answer.
Konabill about 12 years ago
I wonder if anyone realizes how stupid this is. My brother-in-law died because he said the shooting heart attack pain was a 7-8. Dr sent him home from a fine cardiac facility with a bottle of Malox, for his last hour of life.
Miserichord about 12 years ago
Last time I got that question, my replies:
“Linear or Log scale?”
“Let’s just say it hurts more than getting stitches without anesthetic, and less than a total shoulder dislocation.”
They prescribed the good stuff.
ReneTray about 12 years ago
Another scale for women. 75 is considered “extreme pain”. A process that woman are well known to do is rated 83.
patlaborvi about 12 years ago
When my hernia strangulated I rated my pain at a ten when the EMT asked me. While they were taking me out to the ambulance I got a couple gentle bumps and I rerated the original pain at a nine because the new one was a ten.
childe_of_pan about 7 years ago
I have had more kidney stones than I can recount, plus spinal and rib fractures due to multiple myeloma, and despite being in more pain than ever in my life, I have never used 10. I guess I just don’t believe in absolutes. (I often have irony deficient people call me on using the phrase “There are no absolutes”. “Ah, but you just said…” Yes, I know, thank you, Captain Obvious.) Also people act like I’ve made sense when I say “We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.”
robert423elliott about 1 year ago
When my pain doctor at the VA asked me to give her a number, I asked her what difference it made. She looked at me funny and I asked, "If I was eaten up with pain, would you give me any more or any different pain medication than I’m getting right now? “No”. OK, what difference does it make???
unfair.de 5 months ago
The really odd thing is that there’s no adjustment for that scale. Not like 10 is fainting from it, 8 cramping, 6 causing nausea, 4 bad headache, 2 mild sunburn. People have varying degrees in being capable to stand pain, therefore considering pain individually is differing. And it seems pain can’t be measured externally.
I had kidney stones several times and experienced all from 6 to 10 according to the subjective scale I’ve mentioned here. Before that happened my most painful experience was an extreme migraine of 7, but asked then I would have rated it 9.