F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 01, 2012

You’ll poke your eye out!

If they’re going to be bringing pointy fries back, they’d better 1) get a warning label and 2) wear protective eye wear.

Quick, calm the mother down with some scalding hot coffee!

pointy fries, pointy pointy.anoint your eyes,anointy nointy.(steve martin)

‘this is why you’re fat’

I thought you were supposed to eat them.

@chireefA peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter, Around the bend came number 10, toot toot! Peanut butter.

They’re no defense against a 16-ton weight, anyway.

LOL

And watch out when they start combining the string cheese and pickle spears.

yeah, should probably do away with the exploding fries while you’re at it…

btw, have I mentioned how much I love that the place is called ‘Burgers ’n Things’? XD

Thought the little girl was laughing at first