Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for January 29, 2012

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Marmaduke snoring on the couch Man: So, this is your big dog I've heard about... Phil: Yep. Man: What does he do? Phil: What do you mean? Marmaduke: Gzzzzztttt Man: Oh, you know- does he hunt, or chase rabbits? Does he fetch or play games, or does he like to play ball, or swim or, or, you know... Phil: Well, nooo... That's what he does. Dog Gone Funny: Kansas City Mo. Lee Salem's lab disappeared during late election returns. Lee called to her and heard crying in the dining room. She was on the table, snout ringed with dip, and afraid to jump off...but happy to see her rescuers!