Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2012

Ok, the squash-playing squash got squashed…

But it isn’t “Squash ³”Cos that would be this:

Does anyone know the square root of squash cubed? Pi?

They were definitely courting disaster. Poor Gord, never saw the light.

It was so sad, they had been invited to dinner on Emeril’s show and . .

Judging by the look of that light, this was staged. Some kinda racket I bet.

darn. i was hopeing no one would notice “butternut”.

Acorny joke should get the hook.

A pumpkin goes up as a vegetable but comes down-SQUASH!

Susan, I hate to disagree with such a luminary, decorous, regal, and nifty punocrat, but I obsequiously think that Squash3 is what G&R&D mean to convey. Had they meant to convey SquashSquashed (or Squash∞ for you arithmetic crackerjacks,) I believe they would have shown it thusly:

I think the image you posted was right on.

God, I hope you forgive me for this.

“Three on a light” was tempting fate for WWI or earlier soldiers. To keep a match lit long enough to light three cigarettes might draw enemy sniper fire at night.

Oh my Gourd!