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1. over 12 years ago on That is Priceless

   Acrylic and Vinyl Paint on Panel, 56cm x65cm (22″ × 26″), © 2006 Josh Agle

2. over 12 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Wow! Are you ever AFU!

   I just showed a giant polishing machine for a giant shoe – get it? DUH.

   I don’t even know the brand name.

   Get a life.

3. over 12 years ago on The Academia Waltz

   Speaking of podiums:

   An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

   The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

   Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".

   On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I’ll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

   When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. “Well” he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".

   On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I’ll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

   When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. “Well” he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -

   Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure… "

4. over 12 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Try it.

5. over 12 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   Conversion is easy, just go here:

   http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

6. over 12 years ago on The Dinette Set

   Considering the fact that Dale is willing to always call first when playing Rock, Paper, Scissors over the phone with Burl, his answer is no surprise.

7. over 12 years ago on Brewster Rockit

   No. this:

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   translates to this:

   “Susan Sunshine rules Punland!”

8. over 12 years ago on Monty

   Just pleased to see you.

9. over 12 years ago on Frog Applause

   The show must go on! It’s all about roadies and FOH guys..

   Don’t Panic, Just Hit the Button!Part of what makes live performances so exciting is that you never know what’s going to happen. This is doubly true if you’re the performer. Be prepared to shut your mic off or send it backstage in an instant, when you’re plugged into the Panic Button from Pro Co. Whenever anything goes wrong, the Panic Button lets you get the attention of your roadie, the FOH guy, or other essential personnel, without your request going over the main sound system. By connecting your vocal mic to both the FOH system and an alternate location, you can toggle between the locations you want to send your voice, which means the crowd will never hear you asking for more monitors! Want an instant mute button? Don’t connect anything to output B, and you can kill your mic with a toe tap. The show must go on, and the Panic Button lets it go on without the crowd knowing you even had a problem!

10. over 12 years ago on Wizard of Id