Adam; What happened? Store Clerk; We heard you scream, and then we found you on the floor. Adam; Oh. My back. I feel like I was hit by lightning. Store Clerk; You didn't "accidentally" put something in your pocket, did you? Adam: Huh?
Something like this happened to me – the difference was that it turned out that I was an undiagnosed epileptic, and I had my first seizure in the housewares aisle of a supermarket where I got tangled among a bunch of sharp implements. It wasn’t pretty.
trspence over 12 years ago
Do store security jobs come under the SEIU? If so, look for picket lines at churches.
runar over 12 years ago
Something like this happened to me – the difference was that it turned out that I was an undiagnosed epileptic, and I had my first seizure in the housewares aisle of a supermarket where I got tangled among a bunch of sharp implements. It wasn’t pretty.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
LIke I said yesterday, CALL 911!
adubman over 12 years ago
Adam, is that a celery in your pocket or are you just glad to see the grocer?
dante.deangelo over 12 years ago
God sees all, Adam
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
No, his name tag reads, “Max.”
bugaboo27 over 12 years ago
I don’t understand. What is the clerk suggesting Adam put in his pocket?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah, “huh?”
marvee over 12 years ago
I didn’t get it either till I looked back at yesterday’s strip where Adam, coming to from brief unconsciousness said, “Am I in heaven?”
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
I don’t think God struck him down. Like it’s been said, call 911.
chakwing24 over 12 years ago
“Accidentally on purpose”, is that what that shop assistant is suggesting? He is in fact adding insult to injury! Oh, poor Adam :(
bugaboo27 over 12 years ago
Thank you algurka! I get it now. :)