Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 30, 2011

  1. Bigslurpy
    BigSlurpy  over 12 years ago

    I know my nose smells.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I’ve had that problem. It took 3 days to figure out where that horrid stench was coming from. Turned out to be a sinus infection.

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    Who nose…

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The “rare expensive yellow limes” were indeed limes. Limes turn yellow when they’re ripe. Ripe limes are hard to find. They rake a long time to ripen. Most people have never seen a ripe lime.

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    i’ll put in my two scents worth..

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    thesource  over 12 years ago

    the nose knows.

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    Harr6y  over 12 years ago

    That snot funny…

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    Malcolm Hall  over 12 years ago

    My nose runs in the family.

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    Ray_C  over 12 years ago

    A great song: “If my nose was full of nickels, I would blow it all on you…but it’snot”

    P.S. Yes, limes do get yellow. We usually pick our limes green, but sometimes when a “sick” one falls off the tree it turns yellow quickly. Key limes tend to get yellow earlier, but sadly our key lime tree fell victim to a freeze several years ago. Broke my heart.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    ‘If I had a nose full of nickels, I would sneeze them all ACHOO!’

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    If your kissin’ on yer honeyand yer feeling kinda funnyand yer nose is kinda runny,well, it’s NOT

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    Castlemaid  over 12 years ago

    The literal logic of panels 3 and 4 are genius!

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