The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 29, 2012

So, everyone in Annie had cataracts. Must have been something in the water…

She certainly has ballooned

Buttttt, She’s a very good “pupil”

I don’t see any Cadillacs.

That is why she sings about tomorrow. She can’t see today.

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“Not any right? Leapin’ lizards!”

Orphan Annie Eyes

Live versions of Springsteen’s “Cataract Ranch” are awesome!

blinder than a bat

The sun will come out – Tomorrow! But, she’ll never see it!

Was there ever a time that people could look at Annie and not find her creepily soulless?

Dat girl is spookin me. Yeeeooowwww!

Annie suffers from RTS (Retired Teachers Syndrome).

Sadly, she has lost her pupils.

Give her glasses so she can sing Tomorrow.

Richard S. Russell: When I took my draft exam, I said, “The top one is E because they always are, but I really can’t see it.” I was telling the truth, but they passed me anyway.

Walt Kelly referred to Annie as “with the eyes blunk out”.