Monty by Jim Meddick for January 13, 2012
January 12, 2012
January 14, 2012
Transcript:
Boy: I wanna BMW Z4! Monty: Comin' right up! Noise: Squeek squeek squeek! Boy: That doesn't look like a BMW Z4... Monty: It dos if it hits a Jersey barrier at over 70 and sustains major body damage... Boy: What's that? Monty: The driver's-side air bag deployed.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Jeepers. Monty is such a manifest failure as a kiddies’ clown! I don’t care what he says; that does not look like a BMW Z4!
Ida No over 12 years ago
Actually, it’s a Ford Camaro frame and a Toyota engine, with the Z3 body on top. You can blame cost cutting measures for the design changes.
billyruffian over 12 years ago
Looks like more than “minor” body damage
smoore47 over 12 years ago
It’s a motorcycle with a parachute. Go figure.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Monty’s performance has been blown all out of proportion. He needs to take a deep breath and get on with it before the payments balloon.
victornewman over 12 years ago
Funny! Question from the Great White North here: how is a Jersey Barrier different from, say, a North Dakota Barrier?
frumdebang over 12 years ago
Speaking of Jersey barriers (developed by the NJDOT, notes this Jersey native), you folks in California have some different name for them, per Mythbusters. What is it?
boldyuma over 12 years ago
@frumdebang…Concrete “K” rail barriers..
you can buy them used from Ca DOT cheap .
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Chitty Chitty Bang Boom!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Can you make me a Harley-Davidson 700, Monty?
TlalocW over 12 years ago
It’s actually kind of funny how specific kids can get when making requests from a balloon twister. I did a gig for a Blue and Gold dinner where apparently all the Boy Scouts played the same online shoot-em-up game like Halo. The little darlings kept asking for balloon replicas of the exotic ordinance one finds in that game – even after my insistence of their choices being limited to: machine gun, space gun, six-shooter, double-barrel shotgun, and bazooka as I had no idea what they were asking for.