Question asked, answer given, problem presented, solution provided. “The History of Calvin Part 1” would be a good title. Besides, it is sometimes good to be brief.
Excerpt from Dogsniff’s biography/obituary:…….In his later years, he was an avid GoComics poster with friends and/or acquaintances all over the world, who looked up to him as a wise guy.
They are famous for being famous, nothing more, nothing less. I prefer never to mention their name so the search counts on their name is reduced. The less they are mentioned, the less famous they become.
I don’t give a rat’s patootie about that sort of celebrity. In fact, I hardly care much about any Hollywood star, sports great, or the private lives of most politicians. That’s their business.
I don’t remember the names, but someone once published a book entitled “The Accomplishments of Sir (whatever his name was)”When someone bought the book and opened it, they found it was all blank pages!
@ Hobbes: great Peanuts strips. I’m noticing BW had many very similiar storylines to CS and wonder if that was an influence or something else. Any thoughts?
Right, Wenthral. I’ love to read that chapter. And if Calvin includes various alter egos like Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man (to name only two) and gets a ghost writer to fill in their backstories, the book may have a great many pages.
margueritem over 12 years ago
It’ll only be a paragraph or three.
adubman over 12 years ago
Calvin may be only six years old, but those are dog years!
rentier over 12 years ago
A fine short autobiography!
Harryfan over 12 years ago
The people at the memory care facility that my 93 year old mother lives at wrote a biography for her that is only one page.
Destiny23 over 12 years ago
Justin Bieber wasn’t much older than that when he thought we needed both a book AND a movie about his life. (Boy was he wrong!!)
ScoMcM over 12 years ago
Question asked, answer given, problem presented, solution provided. “The History of Calvin Part 1” would be a good title. Besides, it is sometimes good to be brief.
Phapada over 12 years ago
Hi every one Happy Chinese New Year….the great all things…
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m sure Calvin will have a lot more to say than that, marg.
Wenthral over 12 years ago
The “Noodle incident” alone would take more than one sheet of paper. Our young Calvin has quite the history already.
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
Calvin has said that he doesn’t remember the first three years of his life. So I guess the first half of the page will be blank.
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
Click here: Peanuts (1970)
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
Click here: Peanuts (1971)
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
Excerpt from Dogsniff’s biography/obituary:…….In his later years, he was an avid GoComics poster with friends and/or acquaintances all over the world, who looked up to him as a wise guy.
rentier over 12 years ago
An autobiography from me would be a bestseller, I think, perhaps I write it down, when I am very old!
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@JohnnyDiego: That’s very funny. (Your second comment.)
Makso over 12 years ago
Be careful what you write. When you are the president people might hold it against you.
Jonni over 12 years ago
Calvin is a realist because at six it will take a whole sheet of paper, death notices are shorter.
chakwing24 over 12 years ago
One sheet of paper for a 6-year-old – very proportionate and logical indeed :)
kab2rb over 12 years ago
Calvin keep writing as you grow older more writing by teachers.
dahawk over 12 years ago
They are famous for being famous, nothing more, nothing less. I prefer never to mention their name so the search counts on their name is reduced. The less they are mentioned, the less famous they become.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
“My Life”A study of snow goons and evil baby sitters.By: Calvin
kbyrdleroy123 over 12 years ago
He’s probably omitting a lot of things he did. At least he’s writing his own…unlike most of these stars.
dahawk over 12 years ago
I think mom and dad would think Calvin would need a whole ream of paper, at least they know they would!!
k-la over 12 years ago
Oh how I wish I could be six again!!!! One sheet of paper doesn’t seem enough for you tho Calvin!
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
If Calvin used 500 sheets of paper for his autobiography, he’d get ‘reamed’ out by his parents.
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@Hobbes,“The Cabin” by SnoopyIs that where William P. Young got his idea for “The Shack”?
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
Did “My Mother the Car” write an autobiography?
bmonk over 12 years ago
I don’t give a rat’s patootie about that sort of celebrity. In fact, I hardly care much about any Hollywood star, sports great, or the private lives of most politicians. That’s their business.
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
When I see a tabloid with headline of “What (fill in the blank) doesn’t want you to know”I respect their privacy and not buy the paper.
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
I don’t remember the names, but someone once published a book entitled “The Accomplishments of Sir (whatever his name was)”When someone bought the book and opened it, they found it was all blank pages!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Your second post is a good comment too!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Love Calvin in that second panel. What a look!
Vinobbes over 12 years ago
One sheet of paper, now that’s funny.
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@puddleglum: I always assumed that The Shack was the autobiography of Shaquille O’Neal.
khpage over 12 years ago
Popeye had the right perspective on this: “I yam what I yam”….
adubman over 12 years ago
@ Hobbes: great Peanuts strips. I’m noticing BW had many very similiar storylines to CS and wonder if that was an influence or something else. Any thoughts?
the boss over 12 years ago
if calvin put every thing hes already done or everything he knows for his age it would be freakin epic
Pteranodon over 12 years ago
Right, Wenthral. I’ love to read that chapter. And if Calvin includes various alter egos like Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man (to name only two) and gets a ghost writer to fill in their backstories, the book may have a great many pages.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
the kid’s lived a lifetime in 6 years. And won’t live another 6 the way he’s going.
brick10 over 12 years ago
Perhaps just a Bio, not an Autobiography?
lego1112 over 12 years ago
Don´t let yourself down, Calvin: «The journey of a 1,000 miles starts with a single step»! ;)
Andrew Capp over 12 years ago
How many autobiographies has Justin Bieber brought out so far?
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
He should ask Hobbes to write it as a biography.
bluskies over 12 years ago
“He came. He saw. He didn’t concur.”Close enough?