Heart of the City by Steenz for January 29, 2012
January 28, 2012
January 30, 2012
Transcript:
Heart: I'm going to be the dog. Which piece do you want? Dean: I will be darth vader. Heart: Darth vader? You can't be Darth Vader! Dean: Who says? There's nothing in the rules against using action figures. Dean: See, when you land on my properties I'll say, "it is useless to resist" or "don't make me destroy you!" Heart: Fine. Then I'm using my "Take kwon do Karlie"! Bye bye, Darth-y! Dean: Looks like Karlie wasn't counting on Darth's backup! Try building hotels during a withering tie fighter laser barrage! Heart: Yeah, well it'll be kind of hard putting up little green houses under the hooves of "rainbow mare"! Dean: real estate is a tougher racket than I thought. Heart: I'd say we're naturals.
kenwarnerfordictator over 12 years ago
I think the kids are on the right track. The object of the game is to have fun.
LucianDragos over 12 years ago
I wish my tie fighter model had that many projectiles to fire at once… err.. well i mean the one i had growing up that is n_n;;;
sjsczurek over 12 years ago
Ah, to be a kid again.
Or still.
celeconecca over 12 years ago
“a pox on you!” hee, hee, hee
Elderflower over 12 years ago
Sort of a “Calvin and Hobbes” version of Monopoly
ronin1701 over 12 years ago
So why are Dean’s toys “real” (i.e. Tie Fighter, Darth Vader) and Heart’s toys are “made up” (i.e. Karlie, Rainbow Mare)? Is there some kind of copyright law that will let them reference Star Wars, but not Barbie and My Little Pony?
lakita_lover over 12 years ago
LOL! Finally, a funny one!!
bossyheifer over 12 years ago
Hilarious!
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
rerun