The Doozies by Tom Gammill for December 30, 2011

Yes you will,stand. I see no chair.

paperweights were to used to keep the wind from blowing your papers around because you had to open the window on a hot day. most office buildings today are designed with non-opening windows.

Giving people plutonium paperweights is always a bad idea.

It’s an excuse for people to give him rocks for Christmas gifts.

I stand corrected