Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 26, 2011

Polly wants a fiver

Ahh, the Parrot is only repeating what he overheard, an everyday conversation between Andy and Flo, that’s all what’s to get all excited about.

I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home, the parrot says, “Quick, out the window!”

Rodney Dangerfield

Andy would get a job if Flo looked like that…

If that’s the worst it learned from Andy, I’d be very surprised.

@Simon_Jester @Dogsniff i don’t think Snuffy Smith makes moonshine anymore. used to be his corn squeezins.

Sorry but I’m going to be the one to say I’m glad to see a black couple, hopefully it’ll be funnier next time we see them.

No comment. Sorry to say.

Actually, as an animal lover, anthropormorphic is pretty funny to me. Lighten up.

I’d say something but I would just be parroting Number 6.