MythTickle by Justin Thompson for December 26, 2011

The good news is you no longer have water on the knee. The bad news is you now have water on the brain.

If it’s a ‘scope job, you’ll be back in no time.

As Bill Cosby once observed, the one time you do NOT want to hear the word, “Oops!” is during surgery.

Thank heavens for ‘stuff’.Here’s to continued good progress…

stuff – good. quick recovery – better

Is this how Sir Dudley attained his diminutive stature??

Hard to believe now, but you’re going to be so glad you did this. Speedy recovery.

Get well quick Justin & DON"T let the dragon cauterize the wound…

At the risk of sounding selfish…please do recover quickly…I wanna see the kids open their presents here And I hate the thought of you being in so much pain too.

Maybe boody could do a labodomy on me while you are here…

Get well soon, Justin! Knee surgery isn’t fun, but it’s worth it…

Gush? What did Boody stick, anyway? Speedy recovery, Justin, in spite of Dragon HMO!

gush? yuck!

My wife, after having both knees replaced, then breaking her heel, then her wrist, her foot and elbow, she’s doin’ just fine.

During my last knee surgery, I told the anesthesiologist I wanted to be awake when the surgeon says ‘Oh Shit!’.

She said my real concern should be if she says it.

Justin, keep up on the rehab program. New knees are much more fun than old knees.

So you’ve got an IV full of “Stuff”—is there any Nonsense in there, too?

You sure his name wasn’t Bloody, as in oh bloody h3ll?

unfortunately there is no good knee, he’s going to have the other one done very soon…El Jefe is a very brave man:)

What you really don’t want to hear is the surgeon saying “What’s a joint like this doing in a nice guy like you?”

Best wishes for a speedy recovery!