I see what you saw; what he’d saw’s not OK. Rudy did too, and he’s getting away. I’m thinkin’ that Santa must have been drinkin’ to even be thinkin’ the thought that he’s thinkin’. No matter how hungry, it’s simply not right to saw off Rudolph’s nose for a 15 watt light.
It won’t work Santa. Rudolph’s nerves trigger thousands of tiny cells called photocytes to release an enzymes that react with oxygen to create light. Rudolph is able to turn his nose on and off, by autonomic reflex, or simply by thinking about it.Get a flashlight.
Poor Rudolph, couldn’t Santa just have Rudy walk up to the fridge and stand there when Santa needs him too? When there’s a different (and more mature) way to do something, it kinda messes up the joke.
On the other hand, Mrs. Claus will probably put a bunch of coal in Santa’s stocking this weekend.
Today I’m seeing Santa in a different light…Kringle stalking Rudolphis not a pretty sight….-—-But what seems to trouble me the moston this Christmas Eve…is not the wattage of the nose..but will it spoil the cheese
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
I saw what you did, and I nose who you are!!
margueritem over 12 years ago
That’s it Santa, don’t think ahead to those foggy Christmas eves…
bluskies over 12 years ago
I see what you saw; what he’d saw’s not OK. Rudy did too, and he’s getting away. I’m thinkin’ that Santa must have been drinkin’ to even be thinkin’ the thought that he’s thinkin’. No matter how hungry, it’s simply not right to saw off Rudolph’s nose for a 15 watt light.
RogueSymmetry over 12 years ago
Rudolph, you’re about to get more red on you.
doc white over 12 years ago
Like the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
What a bright idea.
cdward over 12 years ago
Quickly moving on before that image is burned into my brain.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
BAD SANTA!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!Somebody’s going on MY naughty list.
Hussell over 12 years ago
He nose when you are sleeping,He nose when you’re awake!
demorodney over 12 years ago
No, a saw? Really? A saw. (Sighhhh).
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Just don’t ask him to light your fire tonight.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Ok, my image of Santa is forever perverted! And he keeps a list of who is naughty and nice? Uhhhhuhhhhhh
corzak over 12 years ago
It won’t work Santa. Rudolph’s nerves trigger thousands of tiny cells called photocytes to release an enzymes that react with oxygen to create light. Rudolph is able to turn his nose on and off, by autonomic reflex, or simply by thinking about it.Get a flashlight.
EricAlder over 12 years ago
Won’t be no silent night no mo’!
mrcharmander934 over 12 years ago
Poor Rudolph, couldn’t Santa just have Rudy walk up to the fridge and stand there when Santa needs him too? When there’s a different (and more mature) way to do something, it kinda messes up the joke.
On the other hand, Mrs. Claus will probably put a bunch of coal in Santa’s stocking this weekend.
ST Joe River over 12 years ago
WRONG SANTA,Dont do it!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Today I’m seeing Santa in a different light…Kringle stalking Rudolphis not a pretty sight….-—-But what seems to trouble me the moston this Christmas Eve…is not the wattage of the nose..but will it spoil the cheese
tallcanofbeer over 12 years ago
… come in here , play on the see / saw with me
tallcanofbeer over 12 years ago
Rudolf say’s that’s not the way the song goes
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
He should have stayed with Hermie, Cornelius and the Bumble.
The second verse to that song is “Then how the reindeer killed him, he even shouted out with glee…”
Santa’s gonna get a hoof ’n mouth diagnosis.
That’s a hat trick of stupid puns, etc.
vldazzle over 12 years ago
Definately naughty! And why does he even imagine the nose would screw into a bulb socket?
vldazzle over 12 years ago
I agree with Marge!
Donald Ingram over 12 years ago
This is so wrong on so many levels!
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
Wow Santa- that’s messed up.