Pat Oliphant for November 30, 2011

But the biggest clown of all isn’t even republican and he’s already been put in office the the fools of our great Country. Now we just have to get hi out.

Riding the rails to imminent destruction.

Republicans have gone the full Bialystock and realized the fastest way to make money is to run a losing presidential campaign. Get your name out there, fleece some rich donors, spend a fraction of what you take in, then write a book about the entire experience and go on a lecture circuit. The whole key is to not win the nomination. Look – another production of “Springtime for Cheney”.

Once more Oliphant deftly captures the flavor of the moment: the current doofus rolling helplessly away, still yakking. Good night, Herman, and thanks for playing.

Herman! You been naughty again. Can’t keep yo mout sut an yo pants zipped.

GOP = Gay Old PARTY

Oliphant rocks. The GOPers can only groan at their lack of talent. Rove must be spinning under his badd hairpiece.

Cain has been tried, convicted, and crucified by the media, and yet there has been no proof — only hearsay. He may be guilty, but this strip, along with others, are grotesquely unfair. Where is “innocent until proven guilty?”

Next! LOL!

“If, dog, rabbit” as my late wife would often note about a thing within reach and then lost. What we knew she was saying was, “If the dog hadn’t stopped to take a s++t it would have caught the rabbit.” In Cain’s case, “If the Cain hadn’t stopped to take a grope he would have caught the nomination.”

jmattadams,

Ever hear about Mark Foley?

Great message much less the wonderful brain behind the Fine Art!

Jack, it’s Santorum, not Santorim. Google it some time.