Monty by Jim Meddick for December 13, 2011
December 12, 2011
December 14, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: We're testing a theory that "an apple a day keeps the doctor away." Monty: Yeah, but what's with the catcher's gear? Woman: Just an added precaution. Now, start eating the apple quickly as possible... Monty: All right, but I still don't... Woman: RELEASE THE DOCTOR!
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
I hope the doc won’t be using those gloves for a prostate check
revisages over 12 years ago
study funded by the FDA
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
This thread makes no sense. What REALLY makes no sense is that I’m still reading it.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
It must be a myth as I don’t think anything is going to keep this doctor away.
Ida No over 12 years ago
Well, is he “the” doctor, or “a” doctor? If he’s only one of many, then the apple may not help. You need “the” doctor that is apple-allergic.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
What did the Old Wives Institute do to program that caged doctor? Monty, I fear, may be in mortal danger!
billyruffian over 12 years ago
At least the OWI hasn’t shot a cannonball through somebody’s house yet.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
doctor be makin’ some applesauce inside monty.
jeffcollier over 12 years ago
Ah, Monty. The tool of ignorance…
K M over 12 years ago
I’ve heard that one apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Doctor, how do I keep from getting pregnant.Eat a bushel of apples.Before or after?Instead of.
jpozenel over 12 years ago
Two apples a day will keep two doctors away.
mrsullenbeauty over 12 years ago
Oh c’mon! Now the Old Wives are just conducting gladiator sports for their own amusement.
Ida No over 12 years ago
A clove of garlic a day will keep everyone away.