Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 23, 2007

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Frazz: Here we go. Another Christmas. Caulfield: Or, as we call it now, another peak retail season. And you know what? I'm fine with that. Look at history: oppression, inquisition, crusades and wars galore. Religion can be pretty divisive. But commerce unites! Trade routes connect empires. Economics spurs conciliation. Everybody loves stuff. People of all races and creeds spent December in peace and harmony, side by side in the halls of consumption. Frazz: Where I believe your mom took eight stitches in a scuffle at th laser contendo display. Caulfield: That's what I mean. She didn't press charges.