Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 24, 2003

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KID: HEY, FRAZZ! I LOOKED IT UP, AND YOU WERE RIGHT. THE GUY IN THE PICTURE WITH THE PITCHFORK REALLY WAS THE PAINTER'S DENTIST! KID: ARE YOU A GENIUS? FRAZZ: HEAVENS, NO. I'M PRETTY AVERAGE. KID: WELL, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? FRAZZ: I DON'T HAVE A SECRET. I JUST HANG AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE A LOT SWIFTER THAN ME, AND THEN I TRY LIKE MAD TO KEEP UP. BALD MAN: KIND OF LIKE HE RACES. KID: THAT PART'S NOT A SECRET.