Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 16, 2001

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"Stupid Mrs. Olsen knew my parents were taking me to the ball game at state last weekend, so she assigned some dumb book report!" "That's cold. What did you do?" "I read 'Atlas Shrugged.'" "'Atlas Shrugged'?! That's like a thousand pages!" "It wasn't bad." "Caulfield, I am way impressed!" "Yeah, well. Don't be." "Why not? You responded to a spiteful taunt by reading one of this century's toughest epics!" "And now Mrs. Olsen has to read it this weekend!" "Ah. This was supposed to be casino weekend, wasn't it?"