Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 12, 2011

All factual statements are true until proven otherwise. Or is it that they’re all false until someone checks the facts?.It really helps if while trying to convince one co-worker, another co-worker is quietly checking the facts.

Is that a stuffed animal?

Internet-based information; if, in a discussion, someone says “I saw it on the Internet” I just laugh and go on.

future politician

Agnes forgot the magic phrase that makes everything true: “Studies have shown…”

Lovecraft: depends on how much it ate……………..

The problem is you can’t use unleaded gasoline to light Europe;it’s either coal, gas, hydro or nuclear!