Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 17, 2011

Tipping is part of dining out, you cheapskate.

P.S. Instead of spitting in his food, just quit going out with him.

If the serivce is good, you’ve earned your tip. If not I won’t be back. Perhaps if staff were paid a decent wage to start with, tipping wouldn’t be “compulsory”.

I don’t get his one…

After you don’t tip, it’s a little late for the waiter to spit in your food, unless you’re taking out the leftovers. Just don’t go back to that restaurant.

Oh, and, she could spit in my food anytime!

A tip for not spitting in the food? Shouldn’t the chef be getting the tips?

But honey I give you more than just the tip!

OK, I just may be confused here. Does the “…like I do” comment mean “like I spit in your food” (which is what I took it to mean and didn’t get it) or “like I tip the waiter so he won’t spit in my food” (which makes more sense but I still don’t get it)? Or does it simply mean “A priest, a nun, a rabbi, and a talking dog walk into a bar…”?

1. It wouldn’t make any since for the waiter to say what is in the balloon.

2. Welcome to Last Kiss, where ALL the strips are “pirated,” though that might not be the correct term, because the “artist” already bought the strips so he that he has the right to change the dialogue, or raise whatever havoc with them he wishes..

Sometime John hits, and sometimes he misses, but the commentary here usually makes the visit worthwhile.

Maybe it means that she spits in his food because he doesn’t give her a big enough tip. A tip for what, I choose not to guess at.

He looks like he deserves a spitter…

She is supposed to be saying the comment and I for one like the way John does this comic.