Man: For the last time, stop calling 911 when you run out of beer!
Why?? That’s an emergency!!
You better listen to him Eno. There’s no beer in jail. Justcrudddy tasting coffee.
Huh? Sounds like an emergency to me!
Eno, if you’re like me, you’d never let it come to that. I never run out of beer.
Maybe Fang dialed 911 by accident…. sometimes dogs confuse cordless phones and TV remotes. And he does look a little guilty…
Well who can I call then?
Everyone knows that cops only arrive bearing donuts.
“Officer, if you had brought enough beer with you the first time, I wouldn’t need to dial 911 again”.
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FatTonyBalducci over 12 years ago
Why?? That’s an emergency!!
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
You better listen to him Eno. There’s no beer in jail. Justcrudddy tasting coffee.
comicgos over 12 years ago
Huh? Sounds like an emergency to me!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Eno, if you’re like me, you’d never let it come to that. I never run out of beer.
GotBeer? over 12 years ago
Maybe Fang dialed 911 by accident…. sometimes dogs confuse cordless phones and TV remotes. And he does look a little guilty…
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well who can I call then?
cleokaya over 12 years ago
Everyone knows that cops only arrive bearing donuts.
Shooter918 over 12 years ago
“Officer, if you had brought enough beer with you the first time, I wouldn’t need to dial 911 again”.