Matt Bors for September 19, 2011
Transcript:
Contagion Laurence Fishburne: Gwyneth Paltrow is DEAD. We need a vaccine - FAST. President Bachmann? President Bachmann: You mean a GOVERNMENT INJECTION?! A lady in line at Walmart said it retardates babies. Laurence Fishburne: KATE WINSLET! JUDE LAW! We are losing ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE! President Bachmann: I'm a mom. I've raised three children and fostered Laurence Fishburne: YEAH. We've heard.
runar over 12 years ago
What did Michelle Bachmann say to the lady who told her that a vaccine made her daughter retarded?“Yes, mom. I know.”
halfabug over 12 years ago
Have to admit she needs to drop the kds thing if she wants to get anywhere.
ARodney over 12 years ago
The fact that vaccines cause mental retardation is not a point of view. It’s a lie. A “Pants on Fire” lie. Someone running for president ought to be able to spot lies, and not repeat them as though they’re true.
pirate227 over 12 years ago
Those poor kids…
Technojunkie over 12 years ago
I’m pretty sure that if an epidemic like the one in Contagion happens the government won’t have to force people to take the risks of vaccination, government coercion being the issue here. Not all vaccines are equal.
dickn2000c over 12 years ago
Another pointless, asinine piece of crap comic.
fallacyside over 12 years ago
This is stupid. Any way we can nix new toonists?
ChukLitl Premium Member over 12 years ago
Some good people make bad decisions & end up with a promiscuous spouse, or a reformed one. It’s also spread by rape. Why would anyone not want to protect their children from the effects of HPV, including genital warts & cervical cancer? Please don’t let your daughter die like my sister did.
fallacyside over 12 years ago
Someone may wish to chance that their offspring is not a promiscuous scuzz….and preclude the suffering that side-effectsfrom serious medication may cause. We ain’t talking willow starch here. I know…“scuzz” may be harsh…But it’s the truth. Thank you.
Jaedabee Premium Member over 12 years ago
I hear that if you take a vaccine you AUTOMATICALLY go out and have random sex. Way to have faith in children.
runar over 12 years ago
Do you know something about her mothering skills that everybody else does not?