Gina: Call 911! I need the jaws of life to get out of these new jeans!!
Call Eno – he would LOVE to help you with that!
or maybe just some paint thinner??
I doubt with Eno’s luck he’s ever had the opportunityto help some woman out of her pants.
in the early early 80’s my daughters had me come in with a pair of pliers (with their mom standing there) to zip up their jeans. ‘Now you are on your own, kid!’
You got in them, you can get out of them Why do women think they can get into something 2 sizes too small?
Shudda lubed her up first………………….
45 years ago I knew a guy that bought the tightest white Levis he could get into and then sat in a hot tub of water. Twodays later he cut them off.
Reminds me of attending Catholic schools (back in the day), all the girls wore “panty-girdles!”
You just can’t fit ten pounds of feed into a five pound sack. It’s that simple.
I’ll never fit in my pre-mom jeans.
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comicgos over 12 years ago
Call Eno – he would LOVE to help you with that!
FatTonyBalducci over 12 years ago
or maybe just some paint thinner??
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
I doubt with Eno’s luck he’s ever had the opportunityto help some woman out of her pants.
Woody157 over 12 years ago
in the early early 80’s my daughters had me come in with a pair of pliers (with their mom standing there) to zip up their jeans. ‘Now you are on your own, kid!’
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
You got in them, you can get out of them Why do women think they can get into something 2 sizes too small?
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
Shudda lubed her up first………………….
jmo328 over 12 years ago
45 years ago I knew a guy that bought the tightest white Levis he could get into and then sat in a hot tub of water. Twodays later he cut them off.
lutherg1 over 12 years ago
Reminds me of attending Catholic schools (back in the day), all the girls wore “panty-girdles!”
Ima Nodummy over 12 years ago
You just can’t fit ten pounds of feed into a five pound sack. It’s that simple.
libbydog over 12 years ago
I’ll never fit in my pre-mom jeans.